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bms408: @ everyone who thinks Hanzo actually chose to kill...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:48:43 -0400

bms408:

@ everyone who thinks Hanzo actually chose to kill Genji on his own and make him a heartless asshole

ludwigplayingthetrombone: This has 0 context it’s just a silly thing i thought of. nsfw nonsexual...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:41:01 -0400

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

This has 0 context it’s just a silly thing i thought of. nsfw nonsexual nudity under the cut

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sidera-resonat: What you think WIP stands for: Work In Progress. What it actually stands for: Won’t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:08:44 -0400

sidera-resonat:

What you think WIP stands for: Work In Progress.

What it actually stands for: Won’t It Please finish itself.

kenas00: runwithskizzers: skypig357: Get your ass on the dance...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:45:58 -0400

kenas00:

runwithskizzers:

skypig357:

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

This has given me joy I never knew was possible.

taterkategg: lynati: ignescent: shelbyandvali: fenrir-kin: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:28:13 -0400

taterkategg:

lynati:

ignescent:

shelbyandvali:

fenrir-kin:

erisiana:

ricca-raccoon:

feckyeslife:

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA

I love that kittens are gently placed on the ground… whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are just… flung.

Oh my god I love this

I love that the kittens continue climbing her even after she steps away from the food - the goal is no longer ‘get to food’ it is ‘climb the human’!

UNDER SEIGE!!

Goals. Somewhat.

lornacrowleys: stvr-gvzr: lornacrowleys: tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:58:36 -0400

lornacrowleys:

stvr-gvzr:

lornacrowleys:

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way.

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

missmoneyhenny: bi-wings: xelamanrique318: coconutwatersheetma...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:32:55 -0400

missmoneyhenny:

bi-wings:

xelamanrique318:

coconutwatersheetmask:

How the fuck did we let him surpass Whitney

It was the straights and you goddamn know it.

This is a dark timeline.

blvckgeezus: boyy-bait: Life of a Customer Service Rep. Lmfao...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:31:57 -0400

blvckgeezus:

boyy-bait:

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

Lmfao the pause

recoil-operated: tehgore: yourunclejingo: recoil-operated: recoil-operated: recoil-operated: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:26:33 -0400

recoil-operated:

tehgore:

yourunclejingo:

recoil-operated:

recoil-operated:

recoil-operated:

recoil-operated:

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

Update:

Boozification has begun.

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

trainhardrunfast: shaniae: Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:24:56 -0400

trainhardrunfast:

shaniae:

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

siderealsandman: ashura-kais: siderealsandman: prince zuko got you all out here thinking every dark...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:24:35 -0400

siderealsandman:

ashura-kais:

siderealsandman:

prince zuko got you all out here thinking every dark haired antagonist boy is gonna do right in the end when zuzu was the exception not the rule

I really wish it weren’t though? I think it’s really telling that a lot of people like redemption arcs because we want to see people be good despite their pasts. The fact that there are so little redemption arcs in media is very upsetting because it just sends the message that people can’t change which we know is not true. I absolutely don’t mean this for characters like Kylo Ren though lol

Redemption arcs are hard and Zuko’s was successful for a couple of reasons:

1) Zuko wasn’t the worst character in the Fire Nation. From really early on it was shown that, compared to Zhao, Azula, and other Fire Nation leaders, Zuko was consistently more noble. He tried to be a good person and do the right thing, even when doing so led to him suffering for his actions.

2) Zuko suffered for his mistakes. He suffered when he turned away from Iroh, he suffered when he betrayed Iroh, and he suffered even after his face turn. There were consequences for his mistakes; he didn’t get off scot free because his childhood was hard. He was still held accountable by the narrative and made to take responsibility for the wrongs he did.

3) Zuko made tangible amends to the people he hurt. He rescued Hakoda, helped Katara get closure, and became Aang’s firebending master. He put in work to make up for the things he did and rebuild bridges with his new allies.

Most redemption narratives fail because the guilty party is guilty of much greater crimes than failing to capture the hero, never works to make amends, and never suffers for their mistakes. You wanted to see Zuko redeem himself because he had the capacity, wanted to do the work, and paid dearly for his mistakes.

fifilefiend-blog: monsterleadmehome: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:23:01 -0400

fifilefiend-blog:

monsterleadmehome:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Living the canon

stefanidoesstuff: tonystark-saved-marvel: let’s destroy this idea that tony is a helpless, sullen...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:20:29 -0400

stefanidoesstuff:

tonystark-saved-marvel:

let’s destroy this idea that tony is a helpless, sullen adult who can’t function properly without the avengers around him 24/7 and instead recognize that tony fucking stark, tony “i built a suit in a cave full of scraps” stark, tony “i figured out how to keep myself alive despite months of palladium poisoning” stark, tony “i took a nuke into a wormhole regardless of the aftermath” stark, etc etc etc, would pick himself up, brush off the dirt and betrayal, and keep moving forward because he’s a god damn futurist and recognizes that wallowing in self-pity only holds him back

Tony Stark is the poster boy for “get better, not bitter.”

laaylic: Mood

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:10:38 -0400

laaylic:

Mood

curseworm: dutchmuslim: seemeflow: She sells weed but has a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:10:34 -0400

curseworm:

dutchmuslim:

seemeflow:

She sells weed but has a problem with an 8 year old black girl selling water. Toxic white people feel like it is LITERALLY against the law for Black folks to disobey their request. They immediately jump into citizens arrest mode, playing the role of deputy doin’ too much, using their whiteness and its proximity to police protection as a weapon.

It’s always white women sticking their noses in shit they don’t belong to. Imagine if the girl would get shot by the police? I hope the family and especially the young girl is oké and will sue her demon ass for this.

LMAOOOOO GOOD

snapfoo: dracophile: theenigmatic-me: perkprincess: tovakiin: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:07:55 -0400

snapfoo:

dracophile:

theenigmatic-me:

perkprincess:

tovakiin:

buns-of-men:

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME

psiblue: the-whovian-down-baker-street: Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:06:40 -0400

psiblue:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

rika-anti: kat-the-dog-trainer: Sorry to break the news, but...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:06:04 -0400

rika-anti:

kat-the-dog-trainer:

Sorry to break the news, but you did not report the person behind that blog. Instead, you reported me. And I am still suffering the consequences.

I did not run that blog. Yes, they used my image. All my pictures from Facebook and Instagram, my statuses, even the captions. And then interspersed them with animal abuse images, fantasies about beastiality, other fucking disgusting sentiments.

You people found my Facebook, where I listed my wildlife rescue group. You didn’t think, for a moment, that it was odd that none of these abuse fantasies appeared on Facebook. A girl who was apparently willing to put her face, her location, the names of her family her local fucking vet clinic on her zoophilic Tumblr page, strangely had none of these thoughts on a just-as-public Facebook page.

Not one single person thought, “This is a bit odd, maybe I should reach out to this person just to confirm that it’s them.”

You people, high on some fantastical idea of justice, called the authorities. And I did not even know about the existence of the blog until the RSPCA showed up on my doorstep one night.

THEY, thankfully, had the sense to believe me. As soon as they showed me the page and I broke down in tears, they got the idea. So they told me to go to the police. The police palmed me off to ACORN (a cybercrime body) who dismissed the case because “nobody in the images was under the age of 18.”

Meanwhile, Tumblr had taken the page down, only for it to resurface again last year.

I then pursued a civil case. Emailed lawyers in my local city. They advised me only to take it to Tumblr, who shut down the page a second time. No further action was taken.

I never received another call from wildlife rescue because I was unable to prove that I did not run this disgusting blog. Wildlife is my biggest passion in the world and I may never work in that industry until I can clear my name.

So I messaged this page - report-a-predator. They told me to prove it - fair enough. So I sent them EVERYTHING. The screenshots, my emails to ACORN and SAPOL and Tumblr and the lawyers. They did not respond. I emailed them again, begging them to clear my name. They did not respond.

I am furious. I am fucking enraged that this post even still exists on their page, because the actions of this so-called “justice group” has directly impacted the life of an innocent person and they will do nothing to acknowledge it. Not even respond to a simple email. Not even take down the incriminating post.

I know my blog is tiny, I know nobody follows it, I know this will probably never be seen. But I am not going to be silent.

If you’re ever caught up in a whirlwind of pseudo-justice, maybe check the facts first.

signal boost!!!

brown-lesbian: Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:04:45 -0400

brown-lesbian:

Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma.

lesbianherstorian: “when you meet a lesbian person” published in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:04:05 -0400

lesbianherstorian:

“when you meet a lesbian person” published in an atlanta lesbian feminist newsletter, 1976